These are my last 6 purchases:
-1000 business cards with my name and my phone number on the front and a palm tree on the back.
-A bottle of 101 proof Kentucky Straight Bourbon and a bottle of Baileys Irish Cream with a hint of Mint Chocolate.
-A big bag of organic carrots, a box of granola, Cabot Extra Sharp Hunter’s Cheddar, and jar of peanut butter – extra crunchy.
-A lemonade with two shots of tequila and a slice of lime.
-24 rolls of toilet paper, 2 tubes of toothpaste, shampoo, body wash, Barbasol Foamy Shaving Cream w/ Aloe, a new sponge on a string, sunscreen, 6 black headbands, and a pair of oversized women’s sunglasses that fit over my glasses.
-2 hot dogs, Chicago style with extra hot peppers.
What more could a man need?
