Speeding Ticket, Schmeeding Ticket - or - The Way To A Man's Heart Is Through His Ribcage

I got out of the speeding ticket that I got last month. I contested it and the cop didn't show up to traffic court, so I walked out with $200 extra dollars in my pocket, a shit eating grin smeared across my face and that invincible feeling you only get when you know you have broken the law and gotten away with it. I drove 20mph over the speed limit all the way home. This might lead to a life of crime. Muhahaha!