Saturday, July 02, 2011

An Obsquatch's Shopping List - or - This Whole Is Greater Than The Sum Of It's Toiletries And Booze

These are my last 6 purchases:

-1000 business cards with my name and my phone number on the front and a palm tree on the back.

-A bottle of 101 proof Kentucky Straight Bourbon and a bottle of Baileys Irish Cream with a hint of Mint Chocolate.

-A big bag of organic carrots, a box of granola, Cabot Extra Sharp Hunter’s Cheddar, and jar of peanut butter – extra crunchy.

-A lemonade with two shots of tequila and a slice of lime.

-24 rolls of toilet paper, 2 tubes of toothpaste, shampoo, body wash, Barbasol Foamy Shaving Cream w/ Aloe, a new sponge on a string, sunscreen, 6 black headbands, and a pair of oversized women’s sunglasses that fit over my glasses.

-2 hot dogs, Chicago style with extra hot peppers.

What more could a man need?

1 comment:

  1. I found a VERY old copy of our beloved Dante at the thrift store across the street. It smells amazing, like only old books can, and I think it needs to be yours.