Monday, November 05, 2007

Bearhead Performs 11/9/2007

Do you like your face? Do you want your face to be noticed by more people? Do you especially want your face to be noticed by cool people? If you answered “YES” or “NO” or “WHY THE HELL AM I READING THIS” to any of those questions then I have a simple 3 step program that you need to follow.

Step 1: On Friday, November 9th, bring your face and any of your cool friend’s faces to Frohmans at 1316 N Western Ave, in Chicago. Be there before 10 o’clock.
Step 2:Point your face at BearHead as we take the stage for the…very first time, ever, in the history of the world.
Step 3:Have your face melted by the ensuing sonic madness and sheer facial-blow-tourch-osity of our premier live performance.

Join us as we publicly and shamelessly give birth to Zach's 3 year old brain child. Here's what he had to say about Frohmans and the Gig.
"Frohmans 1316 N Western (1 block north of Division on the west side if the street), 10pm, 6bucks. RaceCar Melody HEADlines at 11, doors at 8. 80 people is the max for this small intimate rock and roll joint. In the future, Frohmans will be the site of the $20 dollar all you can drink rock and roll will be awesome.

We are also rocking at The Mutiny , 2428 N Western (Western and Fivision, across the street from Quenchers) on Tuesday the 13th for Free!!!! Cheap ass beer at this infamous rock n roll bar, Styke Team opens and Sound Writers play second. Show starts around 8ish. More info later.
Love, Zach"

So, people be good to your face and give it what it wants, which is obviously BearHead.

My Buddy The House Plant: Don't you come around these parts asking those kinda questions, cause I'll slice ya face up.

This is my obsession. These are my scapegoats. They are part of a small group of living things that don’t say, “Your life is a sham of a train-wreck, Obsquatch. A real train wreck involves a lot less alcohol.” Thanks for being there for me, house plants.

Coleus: Gays Delight

The Notorious Coleus Family, no connection to the Pointer Sisters

Yes, Gay's Delight is it’s official name, and not a day goes by that it doesn't piss GD off. Being the strong, silent type, Gay's Delight has been known to break the legs of those who ask him for fashion advice.

Fun Facts:
Gays are actually not that delighted by this strain of Coleus. In fact, the overwhelming majority of gays that were polled (1 out of 1) were exponentially more delighted by an assortment of flavored vodkas.

Interests and Hobbies:
Chainsaw Art, Knife Fights, Leather Shoe Repair, Interrogation with a Tire Iron and Calligraphy.

Coleus: Sloppy Painter

The Notorious Coleus Brothers

“Sloppy Painter” is actually an alias for this variety, as it is now wanted by the Feds for a rash of bank robberies in Southern New Jersey in early 2006. Known as "The Slop Man" within the inner circles of the Coleus Family, this variety is known for it's colorful green-in-purple leaf coloration and it's unmistakable short temperment.

Favorite Color:
“Whatcha looking at, ya pin head?”

Favorite Food:
“I aughta kick you in the teeth”

Favorite Movie:
“Hey Frankie! Come over here and put some pain on this scumbag!”

Favorite Music:
“Now get outta here, ya good for nothin’ punk.”