Thursday, September 25, 2008

2nd Annual Sketchy Mustache End Game - or - Bust Out The Shaving Cream, I Want My Social Life Back

The 2nd Annual Sketchy Mustache Competition is coming to a close on Oct 1st at 12:01am. If you have a soul, follow the link and cast a vote. There is no question that this is a desperate attempt for attention from a desperately clean shaven man with sketchy mustache withdraw who would like nothing more than to make this silly, stupid, pointless contest mean something. So, make it something, damnit, make it mean something in your life, something bigger than it actually is. Make it something we can all believe in. Will you not help me on my quest, little man?

Wednesday, September 17, 2008

I'm Off To Walk My Brother Down The Isle - or - Never A Bridesmaid, Always A Drunk*

Tomorrow I leave for Arizona for my brother's wedding. I am ecstatic and am polishing my shoes, steaming shirts and getting my haircut by a professional (for the first time in years). So I'm a little to jittery to write some rant about how the G.O.P. is pure evil, but I'm sure that none of you have forgotten that. So instead, I'm giving you a little slide show of all the critters I've run into at the greenhouse. The fish were spawned there, but I took them home, named them (Zippy, Speeder, Toe-jam, Earl, and The Reverend Thelonious Belafonte (Adam, my brother, named that last one)) and put them in a bowl with some plants in my bedroom. I don't think they like seeing me naked, but who really does? The Shark and the Eels were at an aquarium store, I don't want a shark seeing me naked.

*Check out this very funny journal. This is where I got the idea for the title. Always a Drunk, Never a Bride

Wednesday, September 10, 2008

2nd Annual Sketchy Mustach Finalists - or - What Was The Friggin' Hold Up, Obsquatch

Here are the finalists in the 2nd Annual Sketchy Mustache Competition. Please cast a vote. If you have no idea what this is about, then follow this link to the original post, or this link for more pictures. You have a lot of power, put it to good use.