Wednesday, September 10, 2008

2nd Annual Sketchy Mustach Finalists - or - What Was The Friggin' Hold Up, Obsquatch

Here are the finalists in the 2nd Annual Sketchy Mustache Competition. Please cast a vote. If you have no idea what this is about, then follow this link to the original post, or this link for more pictures. You have a lot of power, put it to good use.

Shawn


Van


Bryan


Obsquatch

42 comments:

  1. Anonymous5:23 PM

    I vote Van, since he's the only one that looks sketchy enough to want to avoid making eye contact with in a bar.

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  2. Anonymous1:00 PM

    Hey Roger...Mae here!

    My vote of course is for you, but I'm not sure if you can be in the running or not, since you created the competition...

    If not, my vote is for Van cause, dude, that is sketchy!

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  3. Anonymous5:16 PM

    I vote for Shawn, more for the "creepy freak in a bar" picture than anything else...but honestly. CREEPY.

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  4. Anonymous5:20 PM

    All the other mustaches look cute and cuddly compared to Shawn's walrus stash. I bet that guy has strangled half a dozen hobos in the time it took me to write this.

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  5. Shawn6:07 PM

    I vote for the Obsquatch. I'm pretty sure that, you know, going near a school zone, in a van, I'm pretty sure that's not legal.

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  6. I vote Shawn, because he looks way more like a child molester with unresolved anger issues than Roger does. Roger just looks like some crazy guy who runs around little blue track suit all day...hey wait, that sounds familiar...

    p.s. Roger, Mark (Mahk)from the paint store says hi.

    p.p.s. If Mahk had a mustache, he'd totally win this contest.

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  7. Anonymous7:20 PM

    I'll cast my vote for Shawn, that guy's got "pederass" written all over him.
    KW

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  8. Anonymous6:35 AM

    S is for sketchy, S is for Shawn (and S is for shave once you have won!!!)

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  9. I vote for Shawn. I witnessed the stash in person and I assure you I was scared and a little bit uncomfortable.

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  10. I've seen Shawn strangle a hobo. He ripped dude's mustache off his face and then pasted it to his own. It was sick.

    That said, Roger has the sketchiest mustache alive. You can see his pervy eyes through the mirrored lenses.

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  11. Anonymous1:49 PM

    Shawn-scary but sweet

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  12. Anonymous5:27 PM

    i vote for Shawn. i hear the mustach runs in the family...

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  13. Anonymous9:00 PM

    are we voting for the sketchiest mustache itself, or sketchiest person with a mustache? cuz some of you would look like child molesters with or without the mustache, which is obviously an unfair advantage going into this contest.

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  14. shawn looks too serious about his for it to be sketchy. Roger is good, but he looks fucking awesome so he doesn't win either. Van is the clear winner in my opinion.

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  15. Anonymous9:34 PM

    Shawn!!

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  16. Anonymous9:36 PM

    I vote for Van...Roger's looks surprisingly natural, though. -KK

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  17. Anonymous10:07 PM

    Van. He is a gay cop.

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  18. I vote for Roger, that dirty skank.

    And he should try harder if he really wanted to ask me out.

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  19. Anonymous10:32 PM

    Roger only got votes from chicks that dig him!
    I have to vote Shawn -cuz dude that stache puts the "molester" in "sketchy".
    Much LOVE Rogneish!
    -E
    AKA Icus the Ficus Snake

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  20. I vote shawn for the sketchy Borat factor.

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  21. Anonymous12:13 AM

    Shawn. Maybe it's more a comment on the lip, but you could paint a wall with that thing.

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  22. I vote for Shawn. Seeing 80% of a man's hair on his lip is pretty scary.

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  23. Anonymous8:28 AM

    What a scary bunch of characters. Van is the least scary-looking of the lot (sorry Van). I vote for the Obsquatch. --Pater Familias

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  24. I vote Roger, his commitment to that stash even won over my friends in cali...and those people are no strangers to sketchy. besides...the soul patch/handlebar combo just freaks me out.

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  25. Anonymous9:50 AM

    Van -- no contest

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  26. Anonymous10:08 AM

    I want to split my vote between Shawn and Van. Their pictures make my gonads shriek with joy and rapture.

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  27. Anonymous10:31 AM

    'stach down. Van wins! That is the best WT facial hair I have seen in a long long while. And I should know!

    Roger - I personally think your moose-stach is just fine, beautiful even. It is the reflection of the bathroom sink in your glasses that gives me the heebegeebees... And are you wearing any clothes?

    Have a stach-tastic weekend!
    Sincerely,
    Hillary

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  28. matt shannon10:36 AM

    IRoger hands down.... but had I known, I might have entered this in the running.

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  29. I vote for Roger, primarily because he looks naked.

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  30. Anonymous11:16 AM

    Shawn baby...Shawn.

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  31. Dude- You bounced me from the competition?? I'm voting for Shawn just for that!
    Lisse

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  32. Van. Blonde is always sketchier.

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  33. I'm going for the dirty Vermonter named Roger ... call it a past loyalty oath.

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  34. van the gay cop is the sketchiest

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  35. Anonymous8:02 PM

    I vote for you Roger. For (like) ever.

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  36. Andrew8:23 AM

    Gotta for for the 'squatch here - the aura of confidence in your photo really adds to the sketchiness factor.

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  37. Anonymous9:53 AM

    It has to be Shawn. Good heavens is that sketchy.

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  38. Anonymous3:29 PM

    Shawn definitely. I'll bet he's still finding food in there from last week.

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  39. Squatch, for sure. That picture (and everything about its subjects) haunts my dreams.

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  40. Anonymous3:45 PM

    Definitely Roger. In fact I think saw him on an episode of To Catch a Predator. "Put the Zima down Roger and have a seat at the table. So what are you doing here?"

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  41. Craig3:46 PM

    Diabetuss!

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