"This should be the least of your worries for you are about to be mauled by a fucking bear. A FUCK-ING BEAAAAAAAAAAAAR!" - The 25th hour, Isosceles Triangulist
The barbaric honesty, totaly absurdity, and ball-punching brutality of that one line rockets this band to the near top of my "favorite lyric" list. If you can understand the guttural ear drum cheese grater vocals, you'll hear some funny stuff in there. Enjoy?
"The song is about the apocalypse coming to Las Vegas in the form of thousands of rabid bears. Then David Copperfield tries to save them. And fails."
He wrote this bad ass madness.