If only Nick Cave had entered, he would have won.
Shawn, you win an honest to goodness pirate flag with a fake mustache glued onto it. Wave it with pride and stay away from high schools. Send me your address and I'll send you the flag. Congrats, my friend.
Van = 8 1/2 very impressed and mostly totally unbiased votes
Obsquatch = 13 votes from sympathetic people in meaningful relationships that wonder, "Why? What happened to him?"
Shawn = 18 1/2 votes from people who will someday be running our government. That's a vote that I can believe in.
Thanks to everyone who either didn't shave or everyone who enjoyed the results. I love you all?