Bryan (Coworker) - It was great, I got to hang out on the farm and relax with my folks.
Obsquatch - Does your mom miss me?
Bryan - With every bullet.
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Bryan - I'm trying to be nice, Obsquatch.
Obsquatch - Oh, is that what that tooth grinding sound was?
Bryan - You wouldn't know nice if it was beating you upside the head with a tire iron.
Obsquatch - That's exactly what nice usually does to me.
the little yellow strip on the street there next to the top of the tire iron makes it look more like a blowtorch.... now THAT would be extreme.
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