Tuesday, July 28, 2009

Conversations In A Greenhouse - or - Improve Your Aim

Obsquatch - Welcome back from vacation, Bryan. Did you have a good time?

Bryan (Coworker) - It was great, I got to hang out on the farm and relax with my folks.

Obsquatch - Does your mom miss me?

Bryan - With every bullet.


Bryan - I'm trying to be nice, Obsquatch.

Obsquatch - Oh, is that what that tooth grinding sound was?

Bryan - You wouldn't know nice if it was beating you upside the head with a tire iron.

Obsquatch - That's exactly what nice usually does to me.

1 comment:

  1. the little yellow strip on the street there next to the top of the tire iron makes it look more like a blowtorch.... now THAT would be extreme.